The proof I am suffering a condition |
Today
I made the startling discovery that I am suffering from a condition striking
down women aged between 25-40. Firstly, I must confess that I self diagnosed
after reading an article in Grazia. But don't laugh, I think I'm on the
money.
Based on the symptoms below I am convinced I have
what is known as 'Can't Switch Off Syndrome' or 'CSOS'. See it's real. It even
has an acronym.
Scoring 4.5 out of 5. Not good |
Five
key symptoms are used to diagnose the condition and I have four-and-a-half of
them (my self medication is still moderately under control). This is brilliant.
I'm so relived to discover I did not become incompetent over night, as I’d feared.
Confirming
the condition was the easy part. Curing CSOS appears to be much harder. Key
tips offered include "become your own best friend," and "swap
multi-tasking for uni-tasking." Can't I just have an injection or take a
tablet? I'm not quite sure how being my own best friend will help me get two
days worth of work done in one.
Oh well, it’s a start. Today I am grateful for
the diagnosis and the hope it brings for striking some work-life balance.
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